Week 5 –
Your Most Hated Polish - Yellow + Hairy Glitter Ugh
Hi
Goddesses
Brace
yourself – this is going to get nasty! Or
is it ghastly ? or hideous? Oh, ALL of the above. Yes dears, it soooooo is J
Now Bee
Justice is one of my favourite people in this world. She has become a great nail polish friend,
she gives amazing nail mail, and she picked this week’s inspired
challenge. Which is why I also hate
her! Bee – look what you made me wear
lol.
So, just to
set the record straight, this is not a polish I ever bought to wear. Both of them – the really subtle yellow and
the hideous hairy glitter – were part of an eBay bargain bundle I scooped up a
couple of weeks ago.
Oh man do
we have to ? Ugh, here goes. This is the ghastly neon yellow from Barry
and his M, topped with an equally vile hairy glitter. I detest yellow in everything in life (except
sunflowers. And maybe bananas), so this
is a colour you will NEVER (again) see me wear, and I also hate hairy glitter
with a passion.
Why ? really, you need to know why ? it was invented by a man! It must have been. Glitter is round, sparkly, pretty - but this? Butt ugly doesn’t even cover it. It’s like deranged pubic hair in a polish.
Gah! Hate, hate, hate. It is evil. It is Satan’s glitter.
So, yellow
and hairy glitter, could not hate it more.
Lol – enjoy
your Friday, at least you’ll have something pretty on your nails.
PS – as if! I took it off within like 0.2 seconds of
doing the final photo J xxx
J
Top Tip – if you’re
ever unsure what a nail colour looks like, go to Google images, which will give
you plenty of contrasts and compares.
